No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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