wrigley field is MILF paradise
Rock
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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