I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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