Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
then he tried to convert me to islam
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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