Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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