How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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