Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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