Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
we're making bets on your personal life
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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