I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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