quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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