Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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