My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
We're too hungover to prance.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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