And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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