I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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