Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Randomize