Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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