You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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