Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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