Please, let me fuck your mom
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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