There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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