i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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