it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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