it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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