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Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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