I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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