they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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