the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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