he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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