I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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