you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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