I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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