I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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