this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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