So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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