watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize