Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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