my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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