Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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