And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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