Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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