you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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