Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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