Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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