Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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