god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My first STD was from a foam party
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
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Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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