What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
soo... how was my night?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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