You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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