the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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