Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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