yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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