Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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