Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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