Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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