it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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