i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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