at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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