Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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