I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize