Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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