Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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