I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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