Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
how drunk are you?
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I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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