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Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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