If i come over, it means nothing
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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