I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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