What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
home. puking in laundry basket.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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